Secretly Exposed

Pants have become a very challenging task for me this week.  I'm slowly making the transition from dress pants to dresses but I cannot give up my capris.  I am fighting to give my favorite pair at least another week or two, but I know now that our parting is inevidable.  The belly that everyone has been anxiously waiting for is starting to emerge slowly.  You could see it a tiny bit this past weekend when I had on my bikini, but I am now being able to tell that my stomach is beginning to morph.

Right now I am sitting at my desk at work with my pants unbuttoned and unzipped 3/4 of the way (thank God I got that Be Band from Target).  I have on a flowy, flowery shirt that zips up the back and guess what!  My shirt is also unzipped about 1/4 of the way because my DD bresticles are probably no longer.  I WILL continue stuffing them into my current bras because I'm just not ready to accept that one yet.

The best part about all this is that... no ones knows I'm flying free!  The flowy shirt and Be Band cover up the fact that my pants are not done up in the least and I threw on a cute, blue cami to hide the inability to zip my shirt up.  Amazing!  I'm thiniking I could get another two weeks out of this outfit, at least!

Updates:

• I broke down and bought that plaid maternity tankini from Target last night.  It's going to be a gillion degrees this weekend and I will NOT feel self-consious at the beach or wherever we may go to celebreate the holiday.  It's cute, I like it, Hub does not (because he's a bikini man), but it happend and I accept it.
• I ate chicken last night!!  It's probably been about two months since I've had chicken.  Just have had no desire for it.  Now, I will say that it was shredded onto a chicken pizza that I made for us, but still... baby steps, right?
• Captain Cranky Pants has left the building!  All this week I have felt like I had a cold.  That sinusey, stuffy feeling in your forehead and eyes.  The only problem was that I didn't have a stuffy nose or any other kind of symptoms.  That feeling made me all discombobulated and I have been an evil biatch to my class.  Poor kids.  I'm back to my old me today and am so glad!
• I have begun snuggling a Wal-mart body pillow at night.  I was not excited about this because I couldn't understand how it would help me sleep correctly but it totally does.  I am not tossing all around at night anymore.  I did, unfortunately, wake up THREE times last night to pee (that's a record high).  Pain in the @ss.
• To all my public school teacher friends; 15 days of school remaining!
• Oh, there was a white owl in my dream last night that sat on my finger and was very "dog-like".  Anyone want to interpret that for me?