"HI"

I took the plunge today and went with RH to the Lifestyle Center at Chesapeake General to find new bras.  Bra shopping is not as horrible as bathing suit shopping but it is a pretty close second.  The only thing that keeps it out of first place is that the bra is worn under my clothes so I don't have to worry too much about what it looks like.  This bra shopping experience was slightly awkward.  First the lady took my measurements and then brought in bras that were my size for me to try out.  She then STAYED IN THE ROOM and helped me put the bras on!  Ack!  The worker woman saw my ginormous boobs and dinner plate nipples!  On top of that some of those nursing bras are very odd.  In particular the Medela bra was the weirdest!!  I have added a picture of the bra so that my reenactment really gets across to you.  Before you scroll down for the demonstration, please study the picture below.  Pay close attention to the boobie part that's unlatched.

Alright folks, are you ready?  When the lady brought in this bra she said the following, "Make sure that when you're putting this bra on you bend over so that you can pull your breast tissue through the hole.  It makes it easier to make sure you have the right fit."
Did I hear that correctly?  She wants me to tug and pull each breasticle through that fabric hole while the outside is unlatched!?  I don't know about you but I didn't go to the sexy lingerie story to buy a kinky, bra that's not really a bra, boobies flying free kinda bra.  I definitely did not want to wear this kinky, bra that's not really a bra, boobies flying free contraption in front of a complete stranger.  No worries.  I did not get that crazy ass bra pictured above.
That description now brings me back to the blog title "HI".  That is now my bra size 34H/I.  RH and I joked when we first saw it.  It's like, "Hi!  Here are my out-of-control boobs!".  The joke was on me when the sales woman brought in that size for me to try and it fit...